November 2008
1 post
September 2008
3 posts
Back?
I feel like if you’re young and recently unemployed, you basically have to blog stuff. So I’ve picked this back up. We’ll see how long it lasts… It’s a gloomy, post-birthday, relatively depressing kind of day so I really have nothing better to do than share my many adventures! Perhaps I will regale you with tales of my cleaning the apartment (oh, if these dust...
March 2008
13 posts
...really? I need to copyright this name. →
How does one end up a weather man?
PC terminology aside, seriously, how do you end up being a weather man? OK, clearly you need a degree in meteorology or whatever, but think about it - have you ever seen an attractive weather person? Who else would major in Meteorology (crazy pet rock guys are probably comparable to crazy old cat ladies)? I’m sure it takes a special kind of person to pass the rigorous “point at...
I should buy 7 and wear them as "days of the week"... →
Not all that surprising, but still... →
Thought this was interesting… I think everyone’s guilty of at least one of those. Also reminds me that I hate chain emails. (And whoever took that picture of me on the folding chair waiting for my layover flight last summer should be ashamed!)
“Are you hungover?
[My clearly-false response: um… nooo. …why?]
...”
– Coworker walking by my desk, commenting on my assorted beverage collection. ( I thought this was a very astute observation)
Family simultaneously breaks multiple codes of... →
Ok… Really?? I mean… REALLY?! First THIS and now, updates! I couldn’t help but ponder a few things while reading this: Who named these kids? Oh, nevermind. The same woman who assisted their B&E and doesn’t seem to mind that they are making money off of incest on the side. And the same woman who is wearing THAT. That goes beyond not wearing white after labor day....
Blah.
It’s pouring rain… I don’t sit anywhere even remotely near a window at work and I can just tell it’s raining. Everyone’s subdued and moody. This is bringing me down. …and I love the rain! I guess sweatpants and couch rain is way different from up at 6am and sitting at a desk all day rain.
A toast to functioning alcoholism →
“They’re smart, successful professionals who never miss a day’s work - the very opposite of the image of the problem drinker. Natasha Courtenay-Smith meets three upright young women who thought alcoholism would never happen to them” This is really sad, but also kinda impressive. I mean, everyone hates life when they’re hungover on Fridays, but...
"...He doesn't turn 31 until May" →
